When it's Time

Hi RealPeeps,
Several phases must have been crossed and conquered in course of living. After all Academic Background has been set into Professionalism, the time comes when we now seek carriers, goals etc. We now seek promotion and upliftment. Everyone become irritated and discomforted by certain current levels.
At that point when we immediately start having these feelings,them it is Time. Time for what? Time for an upgrade in your status,finance,ego,carrier..you just name it. Mind you while developing to your current state you
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Must have "packed" along with you a lot of "Friends", also Enemies. Everyone knows we are in a constant wrestle with our enemies which improves our cautiousness around them (which is very good).
The Big Question is what about our friends. By this time in life, I think I shouldn't be speaking of "Frienemies". Just to jog our memories, The word frienemies is a combination of Friends and Enemies. In a simple explanation frienemies are your so-called friends that would willingly Mastermind your own downfall or demise. A large caution is to be applied around this category of people in your Circle.
Personally i think the most dangerous category of people in your circle are those who are neither friends,enemies nor frienemies. They are those that enjoy your stagnation, they would demoralise you in your pursuit pursuit (most of which are PARASITIC) They won't hurt you,sometimes they don't even demoralise,they are JUST THERE.
       RealPeeps they need to just go. You don't work or surround yourself with crowd else how do you breath?
If you Dream to be what you have Dreamed, then when it's Time, they just gotta go!!

Its all about been Real.

Guys are the real reason girls bleach(By DERIN♠)

Hi RealPeeps,
Shout out to a new Dawn in Nigeria both in their Revolution and democracy.

So average 9jrian guys want to get down/laid/date that sweet white skinned/light in complexion/oyinbo pepe chick.

This act as perpetuated by our guys irrespective of their ages has caused an evolution amongst the ladies. What evolution? Evolution such that our beautiful black ladies now with the help of chemical compounds "tone"/ "bleach" their skin to become light or "white" in complexion. This must have come with the notion of satisfying the taste of the black man.

In summary, ladies are letting it known that the taste of guys for light skinned ladies is the major reason why ladies bleach.

RealQuestion: why do most Nigerian guys prefer light skinned ladies to dark skin ladies?

Author: DERIN♠RealCeleb

Its all about been Real.

What some 9ja ladies think when a guy approaches them.

Hi RealPeeps,
Its a b-e-a-utilful Monday with a blissful climatic condition. It should be raining at some geographical location and people be grumbling. Hmmmm, humans sef ehh.. When heat been dey, them dey pray for rain.. Now rain done come, them dey vex...:-) all the same sha thank papa God.
I was travelling a certain period through Benue state to be precise, I met with another guy who was headed my way. Coincidentally it was our first time so we needed some directions to get to a particular road where we could board a vehicle. It was noon, we were properly dressed;-) ,I had a schoolbag piggy backed and another in my hand. We came out of the park,everywhere was really busy with motorists, traders etc.. and walked a little distance then we saw this lady...

Let's pause for some travel hints(how to inquire about directions)
1. when looking for directions, its advisable to inquire from opposites sex.. "Like charges repel, unlike charges attracts" (physics law of attraction. Also applicable in humans). When doing so please don't panic because it would be a bad if the person you inquiring from has bad intentions.

2. Another set of persons you can inquire from are uniform or security operatives. You sure would get a good response and assistance even if you scared.
3. You can inquire from drivers at the park. Okada Ridders are one of the best cause they know every nook and Carney "but" u have to show lots of smartness here..NB: not advisable for women.
4. You have to be extremely polite No matter who you are asking for direction.

I hope this helps.

Back to the gist.
She might be of help we concluded, then he approached her "politely". Excuse me please, Excuse me... And the lady turned to him gave him " that forming fine girl stare" and kept walking. The message was immediately passed to him,me and everyone because everybody was watching d scene. Immediately I bursted into an uncontrollable laughter pointing at her and just kept on laughing. Ok, why I was laughing? The girl no fresh at all. Hahhahahaahaaaah. The guy sef no dull ooo,immediately he noticed what the lady insinuated, he bash her with hot yarns oooo. I was just laughing tears came rolling down  my eyes. She felt very disappointed and embarrassed. She left the scene with her head bowed Like a loosing dog(bitch) with its tail tucked in between its leg.

SO REALPEEPS, WHY DO LADIES THINK ALL A GUY WANTS TO DO IS TO WOO HER ON HIS FIRST APPROACH?

Its all about been Real.

Why do ladies feel all of it should be the guy's responsibility (part 2)

Hi RealPeeps,

In continuation from the initial article http://www.realzone1.blogspot.com/2015/03/why-do-ladies-feel-all-of-it-should-be.html?m=1

During which a lot of queens and prominent women of the know world came from far and near to adore,revere and appreciate the wisdom,wealth and I guess 'cuteness' the king.
Let's catch on that, "queens and women of great caliber came from far and near". I should believe that they also must have been very pretty and beautiful as well as wealthy. These features which can magnet the attention of a man was literally left behind and they all came down. That means they saw what they like,cherished,love,wanted,craved etc and left whatever pride to go for it.
It might please you to know that,the ratio of women to men might have been on the increase.

Here are some proves:
     From the time of Noah till now, countless number of wars had been fought which claims on a majority the lives of Men. Thus, drastically reducing the world population of men with respect to women. Also twisting that mind set in women.
     Remarkably as you all know, king Solomon ended up having about a thousand (1000) ladies legally in Hus home as wives and concubines. Wow, like are you serious? Yes I am.
     There is this part of the bible that says something very similar to this, Isaiah 4:1  "And seven women shall take hold of one man in that day, saying, “We will eat our own bread and wear our own clothes, only let us be called by your name; take away our reproach.” (ESV)"
Just in case you not satisfied get a bible and check it out.
The ratio of women to men now 7:1!!! Wow.

             Continued in its next article..

Keep been Real.

Questioning, an intuitive or man made Nigerian culture.(part 1?

Hi RealPeeps,

What is this one saying? What is he talking about? Which kind post Ne this one sef?
These are the first questions that pop into an average Nigerians head on seeing the "title" instead of opening and reading the post to see if it is in line with its topic or holds the message it claims to have.
Several cases of such behavior can be experienced in a singular act of questioning an average Nigerian. The same answer would be gotten from a number of them been questioned.

Let's check out.
Int : Hey! Excuse me w
9jrian: what's your own?
Int : From RealZone.com
9jrian : Wetin b dat?
Int: we doing a little interview to get data of a good number of random people if you don't mind.
9jrian : Ehen?
Int: what's your name please?
9jrian : Daniel
Int: do you have a surname?
9jrian: how e take concern you?
Int: okay, what state you from?
9jrian: ***** state.
Int : where in ***** state?
9jrian : why you wan know?
Int : my bad then, so how old are you?
9jrian: Wetin you wan use am do?
           What's you problem sef?
            E b like you no get work Abi?
           You think say I get you time ba?
You know no say I just dey look you since ba?
"By now the guy done vex dey go oo"

Woman’s Butt Implants Explodes During Rough Sex With Boyfriend

A woman has had her butt implants burst during a steamy rough sex with her boyfriend in Los Angeles.

It was learnt that the silicone implants just made a pop sound when the man was dishing out hot sex to his baby’s mama.

By implication, the man actually ruptured both of her silicone butt implants during the escapade when everything seemed just fine.

According to MediaTakeOut, the silicone leaked into her system – and by the time she went to the hospital to do something about it, her cakes were almost completely deflated.

Below are the pics of the deflated butt implants:


A woman allegedly had her butt implants bursted by her boyfriend during a rough sexual intercourse in Los Angeles. (Photo Credit: Media Take Out)

A woman allegedly had her butt implants bursted by her boyfriend during a rough sexual intercourse in Los Angeles

Do babies loves you when they do this?

Hi RealPeeps,
I have been observing this from a baby and I have also heard numerous gist about it. This baby always feel comfortable in the arms,back of a his mum's big Aunty. Whenever she comes back from work, the baby just wanna be with her, but my surprise is no day with the baby hasn't left her soaked in the Baby's 'heavenly rain' (pee)
Why is that? Is it the baby's way of showing affection or what?
Would need as much comments on this as possible especially 'RealLadies'

Its all bout been Real