When it's Time

Hi RealPeeps,
Several phases must have been crossed and conquered in course of living. After all Academic Background has been set into Professionalism, the time comes when we now seek carriers, goals etc. We now seek promotion and upliftment. Everyone become irritated and discomforted by certain current levels.
At that point when we immediately start having these feelings,them it is Time. Time for what? Time for an upgrade in your status,finance,ego,carrier..you just name it. Mind you while developing to your current state you
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Must have "packed" along with you a lot of "Friends", also Enemies. Everyone knows we are in a constant wrestle with our enemies which improves our cautiousness around them (which is very good).
The Big Question is what about our friends. By this time in life, I think I shouldn't be speaking of "Frienemies". Just to jog our memories, The word frienemies is a combination of Friends and Enemies. In a simple explanation frienemies are your so-called friends that would willingly Mastermind your own downfall or demise. A large caution is to be applied around this category of people in your Circle.
Personally i think the most dangerous category of people in your circle are those who are neither friends,enemies nor frienemies. They are those that enjoy your stagnation, they would demoralise you in your pursuit pursuit (most of which are PARASITIC) They won't hurt you,sometimes they don't even demoralise,they are JUST THERE.
       RealPeeps they need to just go. You don't work or surround yourself with crowd else how do you breath?
If you Dream to be what you have Dreamed, then when it's Time, they just gotta go!!

Its all about been Real.

Guys are the real reason girls bleach(By DERIN♠)

Hi RealPeeps,
Shout out to a new Dawn in Nigeria both in their Revolution and democracy.

So average 9jrian guys want to get down/laid/date that sweet white skinned/light in complexion/oyinbo pepe chick.

This act as perpetuated by our guys irrespective of their ages has caused an evolution amongst the ladies. What evolution? Evolution such that our beautiful black ladies now with the help of chemical compounds "tone"/ "bleach" their skin to become light or "white" in complexion. This must have come with the notion of satisfying the taste of the black man.

In summary, ladies are letting it known that the taste of guys for light skinned ladies is the major reason why ladies bleach.

RealQuestion: why do most Nigerian guys prefer light skinned ladies to dark skin ladies?

Author: DERIN♠RealCeleb

Its all about been Real.

What some 9ja ladies think when a guy approaches them.

Hi RealPeeps,
Its a b-e-a-utilful Monday with a blissful climatic condition. It should be raining at some geographical location and people be grumbling. Hmmmm, humans sef ehh.. When heat been dey, them dey pray for rain.. Now rain done come, them dey vex...:-) all the same sha thank papa God.
I was travelling a certain period through Benue state to be precise, I met with another guy who was headed my way. Coincidentally it was our first time so we needed some directions to get to a particular road where we could board a vehicle. It was noon, we were properly dressed;-) ,I had a schoolbag piggy backed and another in my hand. We came out of the park,everywhere was really busy with motorists, traders etc.. and walked a little distance then we saw this lady...

Let's pause for some travel hints(how to inquire about directions)
1. when looking for directions, its advisable to inquire from opposites sex.. "Like charges repel, unlike charges attracts" (physics law of attraction. Also applicable in humans). When doing so please don't panic because it would be a bad if the person you inquiring from has bad intentions.

2. Another set of persons you can inquire from are uniform or security operatives. You sure would get a good response and assistance even if you scared.
3. You can inquire from drivers at the park. Okada Ridders are one of the best cause they know every nook and Carney "but" u have to show lots of smartness here..NB: not advisable for women.
4. You have to be extremely polite No matter who you are asking for direction.

I hope this helps.

Back to the gist.
She might be of help we concluded, then he approached her "politely". Excuse me please, Excuse me... And the lady turned to him gave him " that forming fine girl stare" and kept walking. The message was immediately passed to him,me and everyone because everybody was watching d scene. Immediately I bursted into an uncontrollable laughter pointing at her and just kept on laughing. Ok, why I was laughing? The girl no fresh at all. Hahhahahaahaaaah. The guy sef no dull ooo,immediately he noticed what the lady insinuated, he bash her with hot yarns oooo. I was just laughing tears came rolling down  my eyes. She felt very disappointed and embarrassed. She left the scene with her head bowed Like a loosing dog(bitch) with its tail tucked in between its leg.

SO REALPEEPS, WHY DO LADIES THINK ALL A GUY WANTS TO DO IS TO WOO HER ON HIS FIRST APPROACH?

Its all about been Real.

Why do ladies feel all of it should be the guy's responsibility (part 2)

Hi RealPeeps,

In continuation from the initial article http://www.realzone1.blogspot.com/2015/03/why-do-ladies-feel-all-of-it-should-be.html?m=1

During which a lot of queens and prominent women of the know world came from far and near to adore,revere and appreciate the wisdom,wealth and I guess 'cuteness' the king.
Let's catch on that, "queens and women of great caliber came from far and near". I should believe that they also must have been very pretty and beautiful as well as wealthy. These features which can magnet the attention of a man was literally left behind and they all came down. That means they saw what they like,cherished,love,wanted,craved etc and left whatever pride to go for it.
It might please you to know that,the ratio of women to men might have been on the increase.

Here are some proves:
     From the time of Noah till now, countless number of wars had been fought which claims on a majority the lives of Men. Thus, drastically reducing the world population of men with respect to women. Also twisting that mind set in women.
     Remarkably as you all know, king Solomon ended up having about a thousand (1000) ladies legally in Hus home as wives and concubines. Wow, like are you serious? Yes I am.
     There is this part of the bible that says something very similar to this, Isaiah 4:1  "And seven women shall take hold of one man in that day, saying, “We will eat our own bread and wear our own clothes, only let us be called by your name; take away our reproach.” (ESV)"
Just in case you not satisfied get a bible and check it out.
The ratio of women to men now 7:1!!! Wow.

             Continued in its next article..

Keep been Real.

Questioning, an intuitive or man made Nigerian culture.(part 1?

Hi RealPeeps,

What is this one saying? What is he talking about? Which kind post Ne this one sef?
These are the first questions that pop into an average Nigerians head on seeing the "title" instead of opening and reading the post to see if it is in line with its topic or holds the message it claims to have.
Several cases of such behavior can be experienced in a singular act of questioning an average Nigerian. The same answer would be gotten from a number of them been questioned.

Let's check out.
Int : Hey! Excuse me w
9jrian: what's your own?
Int : From RealZone.com
9jrian : Wetin b dat?
Int: we doing a little interview to get data of a good number of random people if you don't mind.
9jrian : Ehen?
Int: what's your name please?
9jrian : Daniel
Int: do you have a surname?
9jrian: how e take concern you?
Int: okay, what state you from?
9jrian: ***** state.
Int : where in ***** state?
9jrian : why you wan know?
Int : my bad then, so how old are you?
9jrian: Wetin you wan use am do?
           What's you problem sef?
            E b like you no get work Abi?
           You think say I get you time ba?
You know no say I just dey look you since ba?
"By now the guy done vex dey go oo"

Woman’s Butt Implants Explodes During Rough Sex With Boyfriend

A woman has had her butt implants burst during a steamy rough sex with her boyfriend in Los Angeles.

It was learnt that the silicone implants just made a pop sound when the man was dishing out hot sex to his baby’s mama.

By implication, the man actually ruptured both of her silicone butt implants during the escapade when everything seemed just fine.

According to MediaTakeOut, the silicone leaked into her system – and by the time she went to the hospital to do something about it, her cakes were almost completely deflated.

Below are the pics of the deflated butt implants:


A woman allegedly had her butt implants bursted by her boyfriend during a rough sexual intercourse in Los Angeles. (Photo Credit: Media Take Out)

A woman allegedly had her butt implants bursted by her boyfriend during a rough sexual intercourse in Los Angeles

Do babies loves you when they do this?

Hi RealPeeps,
I have been observing this from a baby and I have also heard numerous gist about it. This baby always feel comfortable in the arms,back of a his mum's big Aunty. Whenever she comes back from work, the baby just wanna be with her, but my surprise is no day with the baby hasn't left her soaked in the Baby's 'heavenly rain' (pee)
Why is that? Is it the baby's way of showing affection or what?
Would need as much comments on this as possible especially 'RealLadies'

Its all bout been Real

Why do ladies feel all of it should be the guy's responsibility (part 1)

Hi RealPeeps,

    There have been a notion amongst ladies that all the responsibilities lie on the shoulders of men. In the words and voice of senator Patrick Ogbhiaghor "I say a cabodo rejecta menta to that". Here are carefully gotten facts to support my response. By the way in ordinary English language, my response means " NO"

    After creation there was Man and Woman, the later to compliment the former as a helper. Time passed by, time became days,days became season, season became years ..... Until the dawn of civilization.

My point of view :
Now Let's look critically into it - in the beginning it was the total  responsibility of man unto woman. Let's make a list of these responsibilities am centered on:
* To woo her
* To have fun with her (take her out and all that.)
* To initiate the first kiss.
* To initiate make outs(thus making it look like its the major aim)
* To follow ups( you know regular calling,texting,chatting etc.) ETC.
The above listed are some key aspects where ladies have decided its the total responsibility of a guy. If you ask me, I would tell you yes she is not far from the truth. On a condition though, which is "way back then".
Way back then the population of of men to ladies was about 3:1. Doubting??? Okay look at it, we had Adam and Eve then the begat Cain and Abel. Now you can do the count, correct right? And it goes down like that to the time of Noah. After the flood, Noah and his sons (3) also with their wives each. Everything was at parity.(Btw Noah should have left mosquitoes and other harmful parasites behind na.. Abi?)
But when you go down to King Solomon, you noticed a lot changed oooo.

I Hate Mondays

Hi RealPeeps.
It's a b-e-a-u-tiful Monday morning. The sky's clear,the temperature is moderate, I believe errbody has got their clothes on and possibly having breakfast or already at work.
For those having breakfast, time is running already. And for those at work,kudos!
A lot of people all around the world have seen Monday mornings as a fun spoiler. You know, waking up to reality from the short weekend. All that Rush, unfinished paperwork and all that.
Real fact about Monday is that it is the first day of the week in some Calendars and so far as you still breathing,its the Dawn of new hopes,opportunities,ideas and a brighter future. In fact, everyone should start see from an optimistic point of view.
So if you're out there with that "former" perception about Mondays please apply some changes to it and you would see how the weekdays turn out to be.
Stay safe.

Your Realfam,
Bidex.

Its all about been Real.

Newest RealCelebrities

Hi RealPeeps, few days back we got our first RealCelebrity (@Derin) and Promised to honour with an award. It might have seem like we have forgotten but we haven't. Here at RealZone we keep promises real. Which has been proven to be a FACT by our winner (@tombryder) of the 1st of the RealGame (guess & win).

Some RealPeeps have won the Title of RealCelebrity and they are listed below:
1. @DERIN (1ST REALPEEP TO COMMENT ON REALZONE)
2. @TERRY G(1ST MALE TO COMMENT ON REALZONE)
3. @TOMBRYDER (WINNER OF THE REALGAME)

@Derin you have been awarded with an Airtel recharge Voucher whose pin is displayed below with an omission of the last four digits which would be sent to you via your mail. Further more you are to provide a RealTopic of discussion which would be amonsgt the one of the articles for this week.

The pin is :  9268-6305-4981-****.

A big shout out to all you RealPeeps out there and of course to the newest RealCelebrities.
Thanks for all your participation and expecting more of it.

Don't forget its all about been Real.

Happy Sunday

Hi RealPeeps and a a happy Sunday to you all. I believe everyone went to church. I didn't go doh. I know some persons b like "It's not good oooo, so u didn't go to church". Guilty as Charged. All the same I know you all prayed for me.
That to say let's even trash this one out. Why is it that when you ask someone who just returned from church if they did pray for you? And they be like "I prayed for Everybody" and I be like 'huh??".
That answer gets me perplexed joh... Simply tell the person I didn't pray oooo.

Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed the weekend.
Wish you all a Really Glorious week ahead.

Till then keep been Real.

Appreciation Time. Complete the last *one* digit of the voucher number and recharge (MTN)

BY EXACTLY 00:00HRS, IF NO WINNER YET, THE LAST DIGIT WOULD BE REVEALED IN THIS SAME POST.

Yes oooo. Today is our first weekend on RealZone(e no mean say I go rest ;-)) within which we had our first RealPeep to comment on a special post that honoured the uniqueness of the Nigerian kids httpshttps://expsbterror.wordpress.com/2015/03/19/who-says-african-babiea-aint-cute-pics/which also happen to host a lot of coments.
Hope to get more of your viewing, comments, and likes which would help and inspire to create more Realposts.

Ok here’s the pin. BTW make sure you post your comment with your guessed last digit so we see can know who won it.
*6723 6227 159-*

Keep been Real.

And that last digit is mentioned in the title of the latest sequel of the hobbit movie. Which is titled “the hobbits; the battle of the **** kings”


To know the winner please go to https://expsbterror.wordpress.com/2015/03/20/appreciation-time-complete-the-last-to-digits-of-the-voucher-number-and-recharge-mtn/

;-).. Keep been Real.

Real hangouts

Hi, RealPeeps.
Wassup, how has been the weekdays na? The hustle,the sweat the stress, the cash ;-). At last its TGIF… Oh mehn… Even me self tire. You guys won’t believe I totally forgot that today is Friday… Like its been so so occupying and exhausting. No be complain oooo it’s all been for you all. #RealLove.
I can imagine the bankers, Chai!!! All that stress both mental and physical. Waking up to work early and coming in late. See, my biggest prayer for you guys is you all won’t enter “gbésè”.

What would you do?(RealTalk)

Seriously with the current level of glitches in the telecommunications industry, what Would you do if you mistakenly connect with a Top celebrity,artist, or a politician (eg GEJ).
Mistakenly oooo;-)

Who says African babiea ain’t cute (pics)

Hey RP’s (RealPeeps),check out this cute afro babies to brighten your morningmorning.

Like isn't he adorable.

I know peeps who would kill for them ;-)

See how she samples our native attire

This lad looks so cute, like a politician.

Imagine what Beauty queens and handsome kings they would grow up to be.

Black is beautiful, say NO to bleaching. ;-)

Have a nice day

RealJoke of the Day

9ja is a tough ooooo. Walahi. It is not easy to succeed here in 9ja. Challenges are too much oooo.like you too think of it na, all those gist na, the hustle the stress,the discomfort.
The actors say it,the actresses say,the artist preach it,the President say it and now even DISEASES confirms it.. You think say na lie. Oya check am

1. Polio come 9ja, after much hustle the guy was kicked out.
2.Bird flu come and Nigerians like Gordons chop both the bird and d flu until the flu move.
3. SAS come again, the heat alone make ur guy move.
4. HIV/AIDS  come, all of una know how e end na.. Now sef boys dey purposely dey contact am so them for they use ARV’s to ginga them organs wey done spoil because of cigar.. ;-)
5. Ebola come show again,Chai… Everybody fear finish.. Even pastors come dey preach of the end time pestilence and all that. But how did it end. Nigeria use am get record, so tey US wey bin dey form guy for us come meet us again say them l wan  learn how we drive am.

Chai there is god oo.

Have a nice night, see ya tomorrow. Till then “Be Real”

RealLadies Night

Hey RealPeeps, this is going to be the first RealLadiesNight Post #Wednesdaynight #ladiesnight. Yes oooo. I know some ladies are all ready sleeping in anticipation for the long grove night. #Turnup.
Ok oooo. No Virus.
Just remember to eat light oooo, no go club go dey find where rest room dey oooo.
Ehen, awon guys, Wassup. I know say some are just coming in from work or still on their way, no ley ley. When una don ready for the *waka*. Make sure say u carry your own package oooo. Your chick oooo. For those wey they play *screen and roll*, *pick and chop* Plz look well oooo. Make sure say she sharp. Lolz. No too much shayo oooo work still dey tomorrow.

Amebo
Ladies which clubs b your favourite club for ladies night,which is your favorite shayo?
Share also your best,sweet, yagbayasky club moments.

2015 Election Tensions in Nigeria.

2015 Election Tensions in Nigeria
Ok let’s look into politics for now. Am not really a political freak but this one caught my attention. Nigeria is at a very crucial stage now. March 28th stands a very crucial stage in the country. It is more like the country at the horns of delima. #GMB & #GEJ. E no funny again oooo.

Insurgency has all of a sudden been combated like its COD. Campaign all over the states in the federation.Pastors,clerics,imams,kings,elders be praying candidates like……. *lips sealed*. Money has been flowing up nd down though the mases still grind. Naira done fall,petrol done cost,inflation done… U know na

Ppl have been marching for both personalities (even during Lent ie. Fasting season). Hmmmm, but the ppl the are marching for got a selection of meals for their tummies. #dia riz god oooo. ;-)

My ppl who do you think is the right person #GMB or #GEJ

Lolz… My mum said her vote is for God. Couldn’t stop laughing

Welcome to RealZone (The Blog)

Welcome to Realzone.

This is officially welcoming you all to RealZone,which is aimed at sharing daily activities, scenarios, situations, events and much more for logical arguments,critisisms,arguments etc without any restrictions of speech. So when it seems dull at work,home, or even on social networks, Hop on to RealZone and get that mood lightened up with varieties of articles to keep you going.


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Until then "its all about been Real.